{"id":67,"date":"2014-04-01T17:20:48","date_gmt":"2014-04-02T00:20:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fibro.nixanadoo.com\/?p=67"},"modified":"2014-04-01T17:20:48","modified_gmt":"2014-04-02T00:20:48","slug":"hip-hop-ho-fucking-ouch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.fibro.nixanadoo.com\/?p=67","title":{"rendered":"Hip hop ho-FUCKING OUCH"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So this happened yesterday:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>Once a year Tucker takes off with me holding the leash. 2014&#8217;s was today. The lawn cushioned my side and palm. My pride took the brunt of it<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u201d Nix E. Lizardbreath (@Nixadoodle) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Nixadoodle\/statuses\/450694567327969280\">March 31, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script charset=\"utf-8\" type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\"><\/script><br \/>\nToday my hip is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAD. Holy fuck. Everything hurts. Mostly my hip.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So this happened yesterday: &nbsp; Once a year Tucker takes off with me holding the leash. 2014&#8217;s was today. The lawn cushioned my side and palm. My pride took the brunt of it \u00e2\u20ac\u201d Nix E. Lizardbreath (@Nixadoodle) March 31, 2014 Today my hip is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAD. Holy fuck. Everything hurts. Mostly my hip.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4,12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fibro.nixanadoo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fibro.nixanadoo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fibro.nixanadoo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fibro.nixanadoo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fibro.nixanadoo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=67"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.fibro.nixanadoo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":68,"href":"http:\/\/www.fibro.nixanadoo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67\/revisions\/68"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fibro.nixanadoo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=67"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fibro.nixanadoo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=67"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fibro.nixanadoo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=67"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}